so i have discovered yet another amazing talent that lies within me (within?). anywhos...

my co-worker commented that my funniness peaks right when i say

"hey guys, i have a joke."

and then afterwards that system (if we were to model the joke as a whole) decays like a damped oscillator (haxor'd by my insane lingo), or in other words, the actual joke doesn't matter anymore. at this instant of time [when my co-worker decided to comment on my hilarity], i pictured myself on the stage saying "Hey guys, i have a joke," and the audience just all laugh themselves to death.

anyways, i can imagine myself to be a promising stand-up comedian one day.




stuff to learn and master:
jazz - i gotta learn those fuking jazz chords.
jazz guitar - i saw an electric accoustic on the corporate classifieds ($400 for a Yamaha)
biology, sociology, and psychology - too interesting and i think will compliment engineering very well.


aite, time for antibiotics @_@
good nite.