friday, feb 27 10:00am, TDcorp interview for quantitative analysis
employers: John and Kenneth
candidate: Albert
Entered the room,
"Good morning John,"
hand shake.
"Good morning Albert!"
"Good morning Ken,"
hand shake.
"Good morning Albert, please have a seat,"
sat down,
"so it says on your resume that you have a well-developed sense of humour, tell us a joke."
See the thing is i totally forgot that I had that sentence in my skill section.
"Right, so...How do you place a giraffe into a fridge?"
"...Oh, I know this joke..."
"Well, I haven't, what's the answer?"
"Oh...well the answer is open the fridge door and put the giraffe inside."
"Yeah..."
(dry laugh from Kenneth)
"It's alright..."
"Oh, but there's a second part to the joke!"
"Right...what was it?"
"There's a jungle party and..."
"RIGHT! Now I remember!...Oh...keep going..."
"Yeah...keep going, I haven't heard this one yet..."
"...O...K....So there's a jungle party and Lion, Monkey, Giraffe, and Owl were invited, who didn't show up."
"......."
"...who?"
"The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge."
"Yeah."
"Oh."
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"My mom thinks it's funny."
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"Please get out of my face"
(end of interview)
The last part wasn't true, I did earn their laughs so it went pretty well after that =)
Recently finished A Million Pieces by James Frey. Read the book first before you make your judgements based on Oprah ok?
Spending the days with my parents have been awesome =) and they finally get to meet karen.
(dinner)
"karen, stop staring at me, stare at my parents..."
(karen's infamous pinch)
"Owwww, fine...look at winnie..."
(winnie) "Yeah, look at me"
(karen's infamous pinch)
"Owww...sorry..."
=) midterms coming soon, crank up the head yo.
