alberto's logic # 4-2 : shit happens

alberto's logic # 4-1 : bad things happen in order for good things to happen

alberto's vital status

name: albert chen
nickname: alberto, lord alberto, albertross, bert, berto, trebanana, trebla, aldy (?)
dob: dec 2 1986
pob: taipei, taiwan
Zodiac: sagittarius
age: 16
height: 6"
weight: 149lbs
I.Q: 126 (according to emode)

favorite food
rice: N/A
noodle: beef noodle soup
soup: hot and sour soup
desert: ice green bean soup
drink: red plum green tea w/ tapiyoca

interests
-badminton
-piano
-guitar
-comic
-jing yong
-movies

likes
-

You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also
intelligent and you keep your head when things
get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite
drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get
in the way sometimes.


Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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survey from shugirl
Essential. . .

1. Make up a name for yourself: lord alberto
2. Where were you born?: taipei
3. And when was this?: 1202
4. What is your favourite sexual position?: hmmm....by the looks of it....errr....good question...

Morning. . .

1. What's your favourite breakfast cereal?: nestle quick cereal
2. What's the first thing you do upon waking?: turn to my side to check the clock for the time
3. Coffee or Orange Juice?: orange juice
4. Stop to smell the roses or rush to work/school?: prob rush cauz i normally wake up at 8:15
5. What is your morning bathroom routine?: pee, wash face, brush teeth
6. Morning breath?: wat'z that/?
7. Toast or pop tart? both..
8. Sex in the morning or at night?: hmm...both?...i heard sex in the morning is healthy...o_O
9. Do you have normal sleeping habits?: long and normal
10. How many hours of sleep you average?: i say 7-8ish...but in summer itz like 10+hrs...
11. Get on the Internet before work/school?: nope...i m not an internet addict
12. Change your underwear regularly?: oftenly...hehehe he he
13. Sing in the shower?: yup...sounds better...-_-
14. Flex in the mirror?: he he he ehee...who's that handsome fella?
15. Butter or Margarine?: wat's margarine/?

Noon. . .

1. What is your favourite fast food place?: hmm...arby's..since they hv amazing curly fries
2. Take out, drive thru, or eat in?: take out
3. Bring your lunch or eat from a vending machine?: tuf question...prob bring lunch...if there's any...
4. Eat in a group or alone?: depends...i like being alone.... ._.
5. Would you like fries with that?: if i hv the money
6. Gossip?: ...dun really care...
7. Do you brush your teeth after every meal?: nope, once in the morning, once at night
8. Chew Trident?: sometimes...but the citric acid level is just too high...
9. Are you eating anything right now?: nope
10. Ever had a, how you say, nooner?: nooner??? o_O
11. Favourite TV Dinner: wat does that mean? the program that i watch or the dinner that i eat when i watch?
12. Favourite Candy Bar: probably kit kat...give me a break, give me a break, break me a piece of the ___ ___ ___
13. Favourite chewing gum: excel ice
14. Does loud chewing bother you?: nope...i like loud chewing...
15. Do you talk with your mouth full?: yup....but not too too full...

And Night. . .

1. What is your favourite sleeping position?: on my side...sometimes back facing up...
2. Do you dream in colour or black and white?: color for most of the time...
3. Do you sleep alone?: yup...unless there's guest stayin in my house...-__-...
4. Have you ever been in a bar?: yup
5. How about a gay bar?: is there really such thing?
6. Do you drink?: yup...but not too much...like to keep my brain clear...
7. Do you drink and drive?: hmmm...nope..
8. How about drugs, do you do those?: nope...
9. Do you carry condoms?: not yet... ^^
10. Name something stupid you've done while drunk: hmm...i dun like drinking so much that i m drunk...
11. Tell me a recent dream: dream that for some reason tony and his girlfriend broke up...and i read that off a wall...i waz like huh?
12. What are you doing next Saturday night?: hmm..prob a movie...
13. Will you marry me?: i dunno....
14. What do you sleep in?: t-shirt and boxers in summers, t-shirt/pj in winters...
15. Kiss and tell?: wat is that?

tis tres funny!!! korean videos

kawaii!

another one piece pic

the current comic that i m reading:

'one piece' itz so deadly! i like the content!!

hmm....not going to europe in august anymore...due to $$ reasons...=)...but itz alrite..
but then again i think i m goin to nova scotia w/ winnie...but then again...winnie sux! (take that!)
so....hmmm...i guess i will stay home for the rest of the summer...which is awsome.......i think...

btw...today's BBQing is awsome...the best part is the moutain climbing....arr...love mountain climbing...but rock climbing is even better....

btw...happy belated b-day phillip!! 7-26 =)...
my sis' b-day is also yesterday...so HAPPY B-DAY WINNIE!!!
so many ppl's b-day is today...
winnie, phillip, steven, my mom's friend...etc etc etc...

ooouuu...lotz of news these dayz
first of all : I MET SUM41 IN AIRPORT!!!! shake hands sig etc...-__-
also: my swatch watch is so dam nice...=) i got it adjusted to fit my wrist perfectly....
third: my dad got upgraded to first class!! wohH!
derek look so hype!

SURVEY ABOUT ME...i alwayz fail to send ppl these stuff cauz the forwardin is such a drag..=P...
so posted it right here for ppl to see...=)

Have you ever?
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1. Been kissed? confidential ^^
2. Done drugs? depends wat type...
3. Eaten an entire box of OREOs? no...i m not an oreos fan...more of a chips ahoy or chunks ahoy fan...and ya...i can finish those easily
4. Eaten sushi? yes...but i prefer sashimi
5. Been on stage? yup...but my legs tend to shake a lot...
6. Been dumped? hmm....mmm....nope.. =)
7.Has someone been unfaithful to you? hmm...my mom ate my last oreo ice cream sandwich the other day...but thatz about it...


Either/or ****************************************************************
8. Cold or hot? depends ...
9. Blue or Red? depends...
10. Rain or snow? hmm...i dun like wet snow.... so i more of a "rain" person...droplet sounds *
11. Give or receive? give ... to give is to receive...
12. Wool or cotton? cotton
14. Private school or public school? probably private...since umm...ionno...private?
15. Chocolate or plain milk? chocolate milk w/ a touch of plain milk
16. Celsius or Fahrenheit? fahrenheit is stupid...
17. Spring or Fall? fall...for some reason...
18. History or Science? definitely science...history is one of my worse subject
19. Math or English? hmm..ionno...depends on the teacher..
20. Alternative or Country? i can never tell which are alternative....as long as its good...-O_O-


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21. Who's your funniest friend? chapman fok or jacky siu...owen?!!!
22. Who makes you laugh/smile the most when times are rough? my times are never rough...
23. Who is the weirdest one? chapman...victoria? wait...owen is somewat werid...

24. Who's the shyest? hmm...mmm....ti chong?
25. Whose parents do you know the best? tony's
26. Who are you jealous of? hmmm...mmmm...arrr....not really the jealous type...
27. Who has the best room? probably my sis...lotza books...
******************IN THE PAST 24 HRS*****************************
28. Had a serious talk? u think i m serious?
29. Hugged someone? yup
30. Gotten along with your parents? yup
31. Fought with a friend? i just gave my lil cousins some friendly beatings...if that counts...


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32. Give hugs? ionno...but according to christine i hv sucky hugs...hmm....
33. Give back massages? yup...i m a great massager...or watumacallit...-_- ...strong fingers!
34. Take walks in the rain? yup...
35. What did you do this summer when you had time? books and piano...

Which one of your friends **************************************************************
36. Is most likely to grow up to be a model/singer? hmmm....mmmmmmm....arrrrr....-______-...chapman?
37. Which one knows most about you? probably andy...or tony...??
38. Is most likely to become a comedian? owen
39. Who have you known the longest? tony ... known him for..hmmm....12 years?...or more?
40. Who do you know most about? andy probably...tony is secretive......
41. Who will send this back the quickest? N/A
42. Most likely to end up in jail? ...ionno?>.
Have You Ever? ****************************************************************
43. Been to a concert? yup!!!
44. Loved someone so much it made you cry? confidential
45. Cheated on a test? that'z like asking if madonna is a virgin...
46. Bought something and then saw it cheaper somewhere else? dam zellers...
47. Stolen something? use to steal in elementary school....but not anymore...i think..
48. Stalked someone? hmmmm....probably not...

Love ******************************************************************
49. Single or hooked? solo? freelancer?
50. If you were gonna go out with anyone right now who would it be? confidential ^^
51. Have you ever had an online relationship? nope...dunno how that works...o_O
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52. What is your worst habit? hmm...mm...scratching my ass?
53. What really makes you mad? ppl who dunno how to talk at the right moment...
54. Scariest moment? when i went to the mummie house in universal studio...
55. Happiest moment? hmmm...winning ofssa?
56. How do you dress? the most comfortable clothes i can find in my closet...
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57. What color pants do you have on right now? i m wearing my boxers...rrrr
58. What is the last thing that you said? ok! i m goin to bed soon!
59. What is your computer desk made of? elements and compounds...ie. wood
60. What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? 8951
61. What was the last thing you ate? necterine..
62. Do you have a lava lamp? hmm....i dun think so...
63. How many buddies do you have on your list? i dun really care...but someting around 150...=P
64. What did you do last night? read...
65. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my sis in waterloo...
66. What is the nicest present you've gotten this year? ... hmm...raulph lauren polo sweater...
67. How do you eat an OREO? i prefer oreo ice cream sandwich...i eat it as fast as possible for some reason...
68. Favorite M&Ms? i prefer brown ones w/ peanut in them cauz there is no artificial color added...
69. Who makes you happy? good question...ionno.....probably a happy person...
70. Favorite CD? jacky cheung - 1999
71. Height? 5'11 or 6...i mite hv grown???
72. Are you a loser? hmm...depends on wat i have for breakfast...
73. Have you ever won any special awards? lotza piano awards...and a nice ofsaa medal =) ... ^^
74. What do you want to be when you grow up? i wanna hv my own business...i m goin to design everything...from houses to ur toilet seats...
75. What animal would you be? ... probably a happy wolf or something...
76. Glad this survey is over? this survey sux...
77. If you had to tell your friends' something - "dun worry be happy!"

went to buffalo then niagra falls...tis tiring man! but at least my dad bought me a really really really really nice sweater...100% cotton...i like cottons...polyester sucks poo....

woh...my cousins are crazy...french ppl are crazy...woH!

yay! my uncle arrived! great! my cousins don't speak english or chinese! en francais! oui oui non non...hot dog hot dog??
i should of payed more attention in chipin's french class....sigh..z

hey...screw neo...i m the one...

profesionally editted by andrewchow.com...excellent....hehehehe

mellow alberto says...

smooth, very smooth...

for those who asked about the ping pong..
here it is....matrix ping pong

my parents reminded me today about how i used to be crazy about swords...well the truth is...i still am....yesss...my precioussss.....
not that i m violent or anything...(i think i waz)....but ocasional casual fist fights is alwayz cool...=)

finally watched LXG...this is the type of movie where the actors are amazyin but the director needs to go back to china...

hmm...today's someone's birthday but i can't remember who's is it.......*deep thought*...

bye bye ms american pie, drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry, and the good o' boys drinkin whiskeys and rye singing this is the day that i'll die, this is the day i'll die... la la la laal laaa...for some reason...i m not good w/ memorizin lyrics...the only song that i can i know the lyrics completely is happy birthday...=)...which is still koo....

announcement: my uncle + family from paris are comin to visit next monday! cheerios! he bought me a swatch watch! muahahah...a swatch watch...spoiled me...oui oui....

this guy painted rain ~

They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique
And a swinging hot spot
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot.

They took all the trees
And put them in a tree museum
And they charged all the people
A dollar and a half just to see 'em
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot.

Hey farmer farmer
Put away that D.D.T. now
Give me
Spots on my apples
But leave me the birds and the bees
Please!
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot.

Late last night
I heard the
Screen door slam
And a big yellow taxi
Took away my old man
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot.

btw..i just remembered, i had a really funky dream last nite
i waz chasin after this person until he/she (??) started flying...and i tried to fly...and i woke up sweating...o_O
i really wanna know wat dreams symbolizes?...or maybe itz just another world...another story....

"Music was invented to confirm human loneliness."
wow..i guess i m quite lonely...-___-
but i choose to be alone...=)

i hate discrete math this *arm gesture* much...more than onions...wait....hmm........wait...more than ms windsor...and that'z ALOT!

saw "two weeks notice" yesterday...digital cable =)...excellent...now i m a spoiled kid like andrew!...woH!

lotz of expectation...

u like...pirates?

saw pirates of carribean...alberto rate is 4.95 / 5.... johnny debb (??) is hilarious!

alberto's pick of the month -> crazy japanese pingpong...

hehe...^^...somethin for the summer...=)

wes borland...
deadly, very deadly.

hmm...reportcard...dropped by 1%...but itz ok...hmm...mcKechnie is ridiculously stupid...how is it possible for me to drop 4% when i actually aced all my projects.....wait a tick...there is only one project and i did awsome on it!......better get out my good o'shot gun...actually a desert eagle .77mm will do the job...w/ lazer beam attach to the head....or how about planting some C4's....muahahaha

wow...mini big bar...

finally saw t3! woH! it waz like WOHH!!! except i dun get y they hvta send a cheaper robot to the past to save john connors? thatz stupid!...o_O...but anywhos...alberto rates it 4.5/5...tis good tis good...some parts were hilarious..
i.e.
-wait for your turn dude!
-talk to the hand
-she'll be back
-you are TERNMINATED (w/ the russian accent)...
claire danes! yaa....but she aint as cute as she used to be...><...

alberto's wonder of the day: will i pok-guy if i become an architect?

u no wat a really practical wish is? wishing to know what i need to wish for =)...
but then again...y wish when u can do!

hmm...since it is starting to rain..i would also like to talk stuff about raining..
i m addicted to rain...especially thunderstorm! u no wat else? i espeically like it when songs relates w/ rain
hmm...reminds me of "eternal" <-- evanescence...there's this thunderstorm part that i love! yaa...
what else...
david tao - "rain"
justin timberlake - "cry me a river"
ja rule - "rainy dayz"
....many more...can't think..hmm...kc+jojo-"crazy"??...rain?
anywhos....but i dun like getting my clothes wet...wedgies...not a pleasant feeling...
but i like it when my hair gets wet...yaaa...
also...rainy dayz makes me feel so comfortable...=)...and sleepy....zzZ
but u no wat sux? one would try to avoid the rain in taiwan...itz like 70% acidic...sighz....
but raining in new zealand is one of the awsomest feeling + sight...=)

i would like to talk about fireworks today since i hv nothin better to do......
sometimes i really like fireworks, sometimes i hate fireworks...
-i like it when those rockets shoot up the sky and create those ridiculously huge explosion and the those lights will continue to drop in the sky after few seconds w/o vanishin immediately...
-i hate the loud noises fireworks make...but it will sound weird without it...hmm...o_O
-i like fire...muahaha
-i hate green fireworks! wat's the f-king deal w/ green fireworks! hv u seen green fire before? wtf!....not that i dun like the colour green...but green fireworks? that'z insane! so fake!
-i like those little package w/ all those minature fireworks inside and u get to try every1...
-i hate it when those little "fairy sticks" burn my hand after swinging it for a while...
but generally speaking...fireworks is alright......except green!

killua again...muahahah...this guy is too deadly...

killua

can't wait until vol.17 comes out!!!! AHHHH!!! hunterxhunter is soooo awsome!!!

karaoke today! koo! me, fiona, leo, and fiona's fob/cbc friends....had a really great and funny time! and the singing! even funnier! can u get anything funnier than that! answer: yes u can! maestro! anywhos...the summer continues...obtw, canada is finally off that international sars' black list! KOO! now we won't hv to worry about sars..........

hmm...i waz gonna blog this yesterday..but i waz too busy...anywhos...happy birthday CanadA! (belated)
went to my mom's friend's huge cottage to go party...10 acres..man...spoiled ppl..tsk tsktsk..
anywhos...went fishing (all we fished are stupid sticks, very stupid)...eating, capture the flag......><......and then fireworks...hmm...kinda boring...

this picture really came to me...

omg! jenny! this thing is the most hilarious music! MAESTRO everybody!