this is somethhing hilarious i found in the comedy channel:
a physically disabled man talks about his relationship with his ex-girlfriend, who is also physically disabled. (both on wheelchairs)

"yaa...i got into a fight with my girlfriend the other day..."
(pause)
"and at the end, i just pushed her too far..."
^^

person1: *whisper* "i see dead people"
person2: *whisper* "nooo....these are eskimos"
-___-

yet...another emode...-_- ^^

"The Love Test

albert, when you're head over heels, you are an Essential Companion

You respect and value the people in your life, but you also make your romantic relationships a top priority. You are not typically the type to try to impress others with fancy romantic gestures. Nor are you someone who obsesses over your appearance. If that special someone is willing to take you as you are, you will happily do the same for them. And if they're not, chances are you should keep on following your heart to a new love for your life ¡X one that might be right around the corner. "

RRIIITTEEE....=.=

wow....human for sale dot comm says i m worth $2,181,110.00...is that alot?...hmm...-_-...maybe not...

accoring to emode.com double-again...my movie star double is benjamin bratt...-______-...rite....at least he's cool...in a way..-_-...anywhos...here's the comments....

"A magnetic man like you needs to be played by someone who knows how to get an audience's attention ¡X and keep it. That's why Benjamin Bratt would be a great leading man in the movie of your life. Underneath your sometimes quieter demeanor, there's an undeniable attraction that draws people to you, your thoughts, and your ideals. There's just something about you that has people screaming for more. But that's a good thing since you probably thrive when you're being social, promoting your causes and getting out and about to see the world. "

i didnt take my time to read these things...rite now...i m just a really really boring dude...

according to emode.com again...i am Luke Skywalker...dam...he's such a nerd...i wanna b obi-wan...-_-...he's so cool...
anywho...here's wat the thingy says...

'"I want to learn the ways of the force and become a Jedi like my father." You must be a dreamer brimming with ambition, that's why your Star Wars type is Luke Skywalker. Like the farm boy-turned-Jedi Knight, you have the potential'

according to emode.com....i am an observer...woooowww...wat a la-de-da word...=)...
"That means you're one of the more kind-hearted people around. You are unusually intuitive, and you probably understand yourself, as well as others. That also means you're a good mediator ¡X though you may prefer to spend more quiet time on your own than most.

Because of the self-knowledge you already possess, you are better equipped than many to steer your life in the right direction. Understanding more about the components of your personality will reveal unique information that even people like you might not realize. And the better you know yourself, the more confident you'll be making decisions that affect your life. - e-mode

if u r lost before the second paragraph, YOU are an observer !

/\zn|got_juicE?

Hella asian 100%


How azn are u?
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yes...i m a true asian....but i also scored 100% for the cbc test...hmm....yess...semi fob....rriitte....

here's a song that i've been thinking of in guitar glass...
since songs these dayz more or less have the word "angel"...so i m gonna put that in my title


my angel has cancer

those gifts you gave me,
those words you gave me,
those time you gave me,

those time i took from you,
those words i threw away,
those gift i lose,

is it time now?
well, itz time for you,
i regret now,
i should get sued

i dun ask for ur forgiveness,
dun ask for anything,
i'll just stand here and wait,
wait until my time has past,
wait until my words are lost
wait until my gifts are crossed

today was a messed up day...i did pretty well on the math exam...but not so well on the physics....*rasberries*...who needs physics to go to architecture or engineer....those wall can stand without stupid frequency..--__--....

Why Will You Go To Hell?
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cool...i m not goin to hell!!...!!!!!!!
but heaven seems boring..-_-..hmm...i'll assasinate satan then...muahhaaha...

The thoughts going through my mind after each class

Math:
- where's my notes?...oh ya...i dun take notes...
- what was the lesson aobut?...i better ask andy...
- i should return my book nextweek...

Bio:
- i better start doing my homework...there IS a test this friday...
- ya...photosynthesis...wat about it?..hmmm

Physics:
- easy stuff...hmm...these two vectors don't divide well...-_-

Chem:
- wait a minute...this textbook is not mine...and since when did i hv a binder for chem?

Eng:
- english is unpossible to get 90's....
- i should of rock-throw ms windsor

Comp sci:
- o shit...i forgot to close that porn site window on my desktop before i left!!!

Music x 2:
- hey cool...i didnt leave anything behind this class!!

just finished some math studyin...i'll do fine...-__-...where's my calculator dang it! @_@...anywho...wish all of u guyz out there to cheat safely thru the exam...and hopefully after the exam....and for some, before the exam....-_-...so watz logarithm?....dun dun dunnn

tomolo is the english exam...hmm....dun hv much to say...i seriously dunno if studying helps...hmm...god'speedo alberto...^^....muahahhaa....

What member of Duel Jewel are you?
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hayato better be a guy...-__-...i just remembered somethin...my 3 older cousin dressed me up as a girl when i waz 5...-_-...and they put makeup and everything...ahh...the nitemare still hunts..dun dun dunnn

nothin really funny happened today for those who wants to know...well...err...
wait..got ONE!
me tutorin math aftershool for gr10 remediation...and something...SUMTHING...THUMFING...MUFFIN happened...
i waz helping out with this dude with radicals...(or square root stuffs...)
yaa...it waz pretty torturing...
me-"ok...wat is square root of 9?...now...look at this chart i give you all the sqrt numbers from 1 to 10...
him-(10sec later)"ya...itz sqrt of 3 rite?"
me-"yaa...wAiT!...NOOO!!...look at the chart *points*...itz THREE!!!"
him-"yaa...thatz wat i said"
me-"ok...now we are left with 3 X 10...which is....?"
him-"sqrt of 30.."
me-"noo...3 X 10 is 30..."
him-"that wat i said"
me-"..."

so....ya....got tired...went back home...dinner then sleep for 2hrs...
but i learned something today: the world is made out of many things...and inside those many things
are...things....that consists of many more things...which means that life is very complicated...-_-...o_O..x_X

also...we're learning how to connect to the internet...

omg!!!...we're learning human genome project in comp sci class!!!!...dammit!! itz suppose to be visual basic!!!...ahhhhh

hmm...my new year resolution...-_+...err....1042X1246?...T___T
-study harder?...-___-
-patience
-no more burning
-compose more musix dammit!
-be a good boy
-get new computer...
-no more mr nice guy...-________-
-excercise more...T_t
-more sleep...
-umm...conquer texas?

i watched catch me if you can today...omg...one word to describe the movie would be unbelievable -__-...and the weird thing is that the man actually exists....in this world...somewhere....he might be the principal for one day and bin laden the other..x_+....dun dun dun dunnnnn....*look around*...-_T