Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

so sleepy...i watched fotr today...i liked the second one much better....=)

omg...i hvnt done anything but eat and sleep x 10000....12hrs of sleep...mmmmmmm.....-___-
btw...check this out...random stuffs

!!!WHITE CHRISMAS!!!
u guyz should all thank me cauz i waz the one that prayed for snow...unlike all u lazy ppl out there...ya...n i hvta shovel the snow this morning...-___-...is snow really white?....really?.......really????

ahh...i spent my whole afternoon setting up my x-mas tree....cauz no 1 wants to set it up...and since i m the smallest...-_____-....blah....yaa...itz almost finish now...T__T...almost....btw...this is Dec 24...not 25....hopefully...-__-...there sure is not a lot of prez down the tree...-____-...mainly cauz we opened all of em....-_-.....hahahhaa.....yaaaaaaa.....santa is chinese ppl!

i seriously can't believe i m the mayor...and i dun think i m as tall as five year old girls....i m kinda pissed.....who came up w/ this shit?....blah.....i wanna be the green one from power puff girls....and in that episode where she was copying spawn...being like the shadow and everything...that was soooo awsome...yaa...thatz rite...i like powerppuff girls!....wat r u gonna do about that?

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anywho...here's my SNEAK IN story...yaaa...i really wanna watch the variety show today...but the problem is i kept on forgetting to buy the ticket for the whole week!...and when i finally decide to buy it at lunch...it was SOLD OUT !!1...so i went around askin ppl where i can get the tickets....


mr pinhorn: "i have no clue"
sean: "ya they were selling it in front of cafe yesterday."
brannan: "they're over there!!!"
mr church: "ya...ummm...it's starting at 1."
ms histrop: "it's sold out...BYE!"
mark: "haha...there ARE WAYS...*wink wink*....but itz a moral...i can't tell u!!!" (bitch)

so i went back my locker and ask janice how to get in...
"yaa...i can't buy the tickets either....so me and my friend, who has a ticket, decides that both of us go in with one ticket and then we'll put it in the magazine which will then be pass to the one that did not go in and then we get the ticket out and get another person to go in and put back the ticket to the magazine so that other ppl can use it."
me: "can i come with?"
janice: "no."

then ppl thought of the idea of photocopying the tickets....which is stupid cauz the ticket is red....
suddenly...rahul (or somebody) points toward the glass on the door
"hey!!..t.here's a red sheet of paper with "chocofruit" on it (for x-mas cheer)....letz use that!!"
so i did...and i ended up drawing the snowman from the ticket to my red paper...and scribling down the words....
and "how did you get in afterwards?" u ask?
well...andy took phillip, his, and my-ticket and stack them all together and gave it to the ticket holder....yaaa...and i managed to get in.......
beautiful story.....

school is finally over for the year....i m tired...*takes a sip of green tea*...sigh...(in a relieved way)....now i'll have more time for my blog!....

silent all these years

Excuse me but
can I be you for a while
My DOG won't bite
if you sit real still
I got the anti-Christ
in the kitchen
yellin' at me again
Yeah I can hear that

Been saved again
by the garbage truck
I got something to say
you know but NOTHING comes
Yes I know what you think of me
you never shut up
Yeah I can hear that

But what if I'm a mermaid
In these jeans of his
with her name still on it
Hey but I don't care
Cause sometimes I said
sometimes I hear my voice
and it's been
HERE silent all these years

So you found a girl
who thinks really deep thoughts
What's so amazing
about really deep thoughts
Boy you best pray
that I bleed real soon
How's that thought for you

My scream got lost in a paper cup
You think there's a heaven
where some screams have gone
I got 25 bucks and a cracker
do you think it's enough
To get us there

But what if I'm a mermaid
In these jeans of his
with her name still on it
Hey but I don't care
Cause sometimes I said
sometimes I hear my voice and it's been
HERE silent all these

Years go by will I still be waiting
For somebody else to understand
Years go by if I'm stripped of my beauty
And the orange clouds raining in my head
Years go by will I choke on my tears
Till finally there is nothing left
One more casualty
You know we're to EASY easy easy

Well I love the way we communicate
Your eyes focus on my funny lip shape
Let's hear what you think of me now
but baby don't look up
The sky is falling

Your MOTHER shows up in a nasty dress
It's your turn now to stand where I stand
Everybody lookin' at you
here take hold of my hand
Yeah I can hear them

But what if I'm a mermaid
In these jeans of his with her name still on it
Hey but I don't care
Cause sometimes I said
sometimes I hear my voice
I hear my voice
I hear my voice
And it's been HERE silent all these years
I've been here silent all these years
Silent all these
Silent all these years

---conclusion---
-everything is made in china and causes cancer

:::deleted scenes and interesting facts in LOTR the movie/book:::
-gandalf did a matrix kick on the evil wizard
-frodo had a thrid nipple
-bilbo picks his nose
-legolas steps on poo
-gandalf turns bilbo into a chiken
-sam and pippin were making out
-there's actually three towers
-tom hanks starring bilbo
-the rings in LOTR are all made in china

i couldn't slept until 3am yesterday...cauz i couldnt get that stupid tune off my head...so i started humming my tune at around 2am...and until 3am...then my throat started to hurt...so then i slept...-_____________-

i'v just did some calculations...u c...everytime i look at a forward e-mail i have to continue forwarding to other people or else i'll get bad luck, etc...so yeah...here's some of my future according to those stupid forwards
1. i'll have bad luck for over 100 years....
2. i'll break up with my current girlfriend seven times
3. i'll not find true love for 38 years
4. i'll never find true love
5. the one who i have a crush on will hate me...(thatz a new 1!!)
6. i even hv a threatening one...i'll experience monopause...
7. i have no heart
8. i am a bad person...

@_@...i m soo confused...hmmm...sigh...

yaa...i m pretty glad i m too addicted...-____-

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---x-mas cheer---
mr cafe is collecting money for x-mas cheer
ways of collecting:
-ppl who comes in late = late entrance fee = $3.00
-he sells the calculus quiz paper for $3.00 again...
-"you can run, be you haveta pay"....
--__________________--

---J. Lo's recorder---
note to self : divorce with my current husband
note to self: marry one of my ex-husband from october series
note to self: divorce the next time when britney spears says she is a virgin
note to self: get another 500 grand insurance on my ass
^^

--cbc report---
-santa has been arrested for smuggling ecstasy
-santa's workshop inc.'s new chairman, the Grinch (a.k.a michael jackson) decided that the central workshop will
be moved to mainland china since the wage for elves are too high
-rudolph has been raped, and is now accepting mental therapy
-the replacement for rudolph is a hoovering plastic reindeer made in china
-instead of toys, each child will receive chop suey
-jingle bell has been replaced by eminem's loose urself...-____-....
-the news has it that J. Lo secretly married santa in november and is planning to devorce somewhere in december

:::english poetry project::::

-TANKA-
::comes and goes::
spring and summer comes,
flowers bloom, birth of a baby bird
fall and winter goes
falling leaves, death of an old owl
what comes will go, what goes will come

-CINQUAIN-
::power::
the wealth
soon, the respect,
the eager for power
then, the conquer of the whole world,
he dies

-DIAMANTE-
fear-
obscure, mystic
frightened, stiffened, confused
illusion, pessimism-anger, hatred
raging, destroying, controlling
dark, insane
evil

-LIMERICK-
there once was a little girl name lil' dorothy,
she likes to swallow her spaghetti
last time i saw her,
swallowed 7 plates of spaghetti did she,
as she half-finished the eighth, she barfed on me

??
slinking in the dark side and corroding in the inside,
sinking below,
blocked by your halo
the incongruity marks the boudary,
how come you will never accept me?
time has been split into two,
now who's the fool?
alwayz browling my heart,
stealing my past,
forging my crust,
such insecure
i m not sure
confusing what is real,
illude me with the feel,
rewind to the dream
as much as it seems

::words of wisdom::
if you want to be immortal, the first thing to do is to breathe

following things i like to say
1. jesus is chinese
2. santa is black
3. angels DO NOT HAVE WINGS...they each drive a F-16 so that they can travel really fast
4. cupids do not use arrows anymore...these days they use the artic warfare magnum 0.765mm (sniper) so that accuracy is guaranteed
5. hot coffee is very hot
6. toonie tuesday is a ripoff
7. coffee causes cancer
8. Rudolph the Reindeer is dead, the replacement for him is a flying Ferrari F-60 (red)
9. grinch is now michael jackson
10. santa's workshop has now moved to china

aaaiiyyaaa*fobish tone*...ms windsor is bitching all of us...-___-...she started talking about how her father died during the march break and how she was in the hospital and marking the exams in the same time and yadeyada just because george came in the class late...-___-...she's this *hand gesture* bitchy!!...i wanna like give her a smack down this *hand gesture* badly!!...and she starts talking to her self and about herself when we were doing our poems...and she giggles every now and then...AHHHHH!!!...

---hippo face---
-____- <--- hippo, the original
-____oo____- <--- hippo with nose
[-_____-] <--- robohippo
--[-_____-]-- <--- robohippocop
-____________________- <---- l'hippo d'ultimite
-____O <--- lord hippo
<--[-____-]--> <-- untrorobohippocop...

so the story ends with the elephant finally slayed the cheetah who is actually the one that had an affair with the ostrich's wife who turns out to be the cousin of the elephant's ex since they broked up because it turned out that she lied to him about the kangeroo incident and how the gorilla waz actually the tiger...tune in for the next animal crakers!

OMG!!!...my friend send me a deadly piano song!!!....plz plz plz d/l this!!!!....
go to yahoo.com
go to briefcase
user: alyuex
pswd: yalexu
go to folder and download the third mp3....sooo goood!!!

---free verse---
bored...so rhyme as usual...

slinking in the dark side,
corroding in the inside
sinking below,
blocked by your halo
the incongruity marks the boudary,
how come you will never accept me?

---alberto theory---
which one exists first, the chicken or the egg?
this question is normally used as a rhetorical question...
but now...i m gonna prove to u that the egg is the answer...
you see,
once upon a time, an ostrich met a turkey...
and they fall in love at first sight...
and they did their *censored*...(rated R)....
so the offspring = an egg that eventually hatched into a chicken...
c?...as simple as that!....

---spiders---
for the past week...a spider is like crawling on the ceiling...itz so weird...whenever i look up...it stops moving...ahhh the spidey sense...i never thought of killing it since i love all thy creatures...or maybe cauz i m too lazy to...T___T...yaa..anyway...it stays in the same area...so for the past few days, i've been trying to spot it when it moves...but i never see it moves...yet, i no itz moving when i m not looking!!!....@_@...Q-C...*takes out the shotgun*...we'll c who wins the game...yaa...i think i m gonna name that spider spike...

Harry Potter: Which Hogwarts professor would you be?
brought to you by Quizilla

cool...i m prof lupin...he's cool..muahahhaa....one of my fav proffesors...i actually like prof snape the best...he has this really evil character, yet he is very good inside...and he alwayz try to protect harry potter...yaa....which proffesor are YOU *points*?...
btw...i got this quiz off steph...thx steph!

yesterday i dreamed of something this *hand gesture* weird...
i waz in a haunted village in a middle of a forest with andy, phillip, andrew, and jacky....and i found myself climbing to the top of a tower...and inside of the top floor...there waz an old man that waz like imprisoned...so i saved him...then i went out to the balcony...
and there i found an unassembled gun shattered on the floor...so i started picking the gun parts up and assembles them...then suddenly, a zombie boy came and tried to kill me...so i kicked him and he fell from the balcony to the floor and died...then just as i almost finished the gun, the boy's mom came and tried to choke me to revenge for his dead + dead son...but my gun waz no fully assembled...so i grab a steel pipe beside me and stab her on her face....but it turns out her face was very hard...and she was
laughing at me since i coulnd't kill her...and just as she opens her mouth to laugh, i jamed the pipe into her mouth and threw her head...then she died...with all these blood on the wall...then...i c andy and andrew...so we started walking towards other cabins...and suddenly...killer bees started comin from the cabin and chased us..so we went on seperate paths...and i waz like running running running....until i c another door...and i opened it and all my friends were in there...and yeah...
the next scene is when every1 close to me is at the parking lot of the haunted village...and we were all like jumping onto cars and drive to escape from running zombies....yeah....it waz a terrible nightmare...-_____O

"i see dead people..."
"hey...old school...so do i!"
"luke i m ur father..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"and mother!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"everybody runs"
"i m handicaped..."
"shut up..."

new rhyme that doesn't make sense...but it rhymes...-______-...i m this *finger gesture* to becoming a rock star...*looks up*...*flies away*...T___T

---thought of the time---
time has been split into two,
now who's the fool?
alwayz browling my heart,
stealing my past,
forging my crust,
such insecure
i m not sure
confusing what is real,
illude me with the feel,
rewind to the dream
as much as it seems

----song of the week---
system of a down : "spider"
the harmonie in the song is this *hand gesture* deadly...
so u *finger pointing* better *hand gesture* download this song...
or redownload...-___-...
*points again*

muahahha.....oooAAAHHHHH itz my birthday!!!...yaa...today was kinda interesting....got back home, slept for two hours, dinner, violin lesson, studying math...*nod in shame*...anywho...thx to y'all who said happy b-day to me!!!....(if there were any ^^)....hahah...anywho...i m gonna study my math now...-_________-...post some more later...@_@

ate hot pot again today...my stomach is about to burst...x___X...