the party waz awsome today...thx guyz!...this is basically wat happened today...
-went to watch extreme ops...which sucked this *hand gesture* much...
-ate at korean bbq...we kinda had like over 40 dishes of beef...-___-...yaa...it waz awsome!
-decides to go bubble tea...so we wait at the midland bus stop for 10min...then we decided to run there...yeah...took us around 30minutes to actually get there...we were like mr. freeze when we arrived...
-drink bubble tea...^^...yaaaaa...
Here are the ppl that hv the same b-day as me...
-me
-andrew chow
-cindy liu
-gary siu
-tung poon (where is he?)
-i think britney spears has the same as mine...or not....o_O

---fight club---
this movie is one of my fav...brad pitt's and this other dude are in it...
brad pitt is leading a group that plans on destroying every bank in the city so that every1 can start from "zero" (no debt, no money)
it'll be interesting to c the economy of the whole world start from zero...
u no wat will b cool?...no government, armies...eventually every1 starts picking up a weapon and lives the rest of his/her life by the only rule---survival of the fittest....

crazy day...
today's 1 of my bad days (1math + 3 sci)....but i managed to struggle until afterschool...today's the badminton team tryout...
i feel sorry for the 60 ppl that got cut today...muahahhahaha....basically...guyz who can't clear from one end of the court to the other end...getz kicked....for gurlz...if u r not pretty...u r kicked...muahaha....then me went to by badminton club and killed myself...yes......5hrs of badminton sounds fun...-_O

---lyric---
me n john fung are making a deadly (hopefully) rock piece...
i m doin the lyric and he's gonna do the crazy guitaring...-___-...i'll get andrew chow to sing..muahahahhaha

i m only finished half of the song...=P...if anybody hv a good tune/melodie for the piece...plz contact me
if anybody dislike my lyric...i'll contact you

--pinocchio--

(guitar intro)
i once thought that it doesn't matter how hard you break my heart,
race my tears,
showing that you don't care

i'm your pinnochio,
nothing but a role,
that passes and goes,
just as you said,
it's all just a show that flows

that apathy,
i should realize the reality
yet, everytime i see you,
my heart blinds and leaving me up to you

when i see those eyes that you mock me with,
i know i deserved it,
but i never regret it

but all that is just part of the past
it's time for me to take a rest

(guitar solo)

(chorus)

---dare of the week---
= receive reward of $5.00
dare ---> "mr sim, u used to be cool"

---funniest dare i heard---
go to mcDonalds and order curri rice

---dares---
i dare ppl to say the following excuses for comin to school late or skip
1. i waz sick for the fourth period
2. bus got flat-tired
3. the alkaline in the batterie of my alarm clock reacted with the spiderweb and exploded
4. i had a fight with the boogie man
5. i couldn't open the front door!
6. i waz saving a puppie from getting hit by a car
7. i waz stayed up last night working on my science project about genetic plants, which i then found out that genetic plants contain a type of chemical called triceridromoxide whicih can cause ur the RNA inside ur cell to straighten up...did u know that every plant we ate will create a imbalance to the mother nature since it causes the oxygen level in the ozone layer to drop by 4.58 X 10^2.44?...etc

i received a forward email some dayz ago...it has a very simple plot but it mite have deeper meanings...-__-...
--a farmer finds out that he has lost the poket watch after cleaning the stable...this watch meant a lot to him since itz is the watch that his beloved wife gave him fro his birthday...he then search every corner in the stable but still couldnt find it...he feels terrible for what he did...just as he walks out the stable, he sees a group of children playing nearby, so he tellsthem that there will be a $5 reward for anyone that finds the poket watch...5 children swift in the stable...but after an hour, they come out of the stable hands clean...the farmer continue to feel sad...suddenly, a small child comes up and asks if the farmer could give him another chance...the farmer, having very low confidence in the boy, nods...after a few minutes the boy comes out of the stable with the exact poket watch that belong to the farmer...with amazement, the farmer asks how he did it...the boy replied, "i just went in a sat in the stable, quietly...then i heard the ticking sound from the watch and i followed the tick..."
=)...the moral of the story is when you cannot find your watch, dun look for it...

---fruits---
hmm....letz start w/ fruits that i dun like...grape w/ seed....i m a lazy lazy man...i refuse to eat grapes that has seeds!!!...sometimes when my mom forces me to eat grapes w/ seeds....i just swallow the whole thing...-___-...anywho...here's another food list...=)
- WATERMELON!!!...mmmmm...those big juicy ones are definitely essential in a hot summer day...
- Honew-dew mellon....(is that how u spell it?)...i love that shit...
- Lychee...eat like 30 of them everyday in taiwan...
- Durian...it tastes either very very very good...or very very very bad...-___-
btw...bananas sux...T___T

cool...i m legolas too!!...-___-...*aimes arrow at mr mcKechnie...muahahahhahaha

Which LOTR Character are you?
Quiz by blantoncirith

---stupid things i did in childhood---
-use my dad's razor to shave off 1 quarter of my eyeborw
-ate a cigrette and vomit
-bike as fast i can and jump off the bike
-play hide and seek, hide myself in a file cabinet and found out that it is not possible to get out...
-cut the wire of the bread machine...
-etc

do to the enthusiatic complaints from my beloved readers...*shivers*...-__-...i m gonna eleborate more on my kindergarten life...

yes...it is true that i led a gang in kindergarten...we specialize in destruction of the playground, bully weak kids, make girls cry, ride our bike to patrol the neibourhood (eg. bike on stairs, bike over plants), urinate and perform bow movements on school properties ( which we consider as ferterlizing plants or cements)...yaa...thatz about it...yeah...there were fights...i made a scar on this gr 1 dudes head...but thatz nothin...*tough look*...*lit up cigrette*...*cough*...anywaz...yaa...those were the dayz...

this song is prob impossible to read unless u r a chink...i dun have enough time to finish the rest...or prob cauz i m very lazy...anywho...yaaaa

---f.o.b foh-eh-fa #1---
what ch'is up yo!
dis song arr, ch'is dedicateded tol all da fob and ya fobbettes out there arrr!
did ch'is da fob song laaa!
so lissen up man!

i wazee livveed in hong kong aaahh
den my daddy thay mah grade suxxee ahhh
sohhh he toldded me to pok to canadaddaaaaa ahhh
i nounw is setaying wisy mah gandmathaaa
eating mah hambagaaaaa
i sekip mah secool eh-fee-day ahh
cauz i hatezy mah E.S.rL becasee missee is a bak pawww arr
so i m wissee all mah fend in da p-mall eh-feeday ahhhh

i finally decided to go to amc theatre to c if my lost wallet waz there...n it turns out it was!!!...everything waz as normal except my $900 US, my platinum american express card, my airplane tickets to south africa, and my vip member pass to maxim party...sigh...o well...=)

"the sun is patient, moon clam..."-Phyllis Webb
-sometimes these ppl piss me off...can't poets make more sense?...
"you can't get there from here."
-wtf?...if u can't get there from here, then how do u expect the person to travel to here if you can't travel from there to here by the means of there and here?...
label on hot coffee--> "this coffee is hot"
-...sigh...

my deadly matrix combo...
upper cut/jab/chin cut/albow on nose/arms around neck/180 turn/snap/game ovaaaaaa!

watched die another day...today...(^^)...it waz the best 007 movies out of the collection...and all i can say...is...bond girls are hot...^^...hottest of all'em hotties is........DENISE RICHARD!!!......rrrrrrrrr

and use it wisely....

but itz somewhere in this pg...find it!!!

OMG!!...i hv a msg board!!!!!!!!!!

...i think i passed my flu to tony...now he's having a fever while i jump around...muahhahahahahha.....and ur next!!! *points to whoever is reading this*....^^

Your Song
-Ewan McGregor and Alessandro S
d/l this song...it waz orginally sang by elton john....but the new version sounds better...=)....it an amzin song from moulin rouge~!

seems like everybody know mr lum very well...
i asked around 7 or 8 different ppl about this question...
Q: what will happen if i go up to mr lum and tell him that i will not be attending orchestra because i hvta go to badminton practice?
A: he'll jump and eat you alive
so i decided to ask him after the rehersal...and then the conversation starts...
-"WUT?"
-shiver...
-"i m sorry..."

---nick names i made up to call teachers...---
1. mr lum ---> the big angry potatoe or garfield
2. mr caferata ---> gafe + laicha <---u hvta no chinese...
3. mr pinhorn ---> the funny volcano
4. mrs bower ---> stone cold 316
5. mr morrison ---> assasin # 2
6. mr mcKechnie ---> dub buh dub buh duhhhhh
i m a very bored person......................

---wat happens when there's a lack of food sources---
1. lie down on bed and not move...= no energy wasted + needed...
2. watch tv and complain that there's no food
3. sit on the couch and transform to a potato...
4. sleep
5. sleep
6....sleep.....=)

---food schedule---
i eat alloottttt of food ever-i-day...but for some reason i still weigh 142lb...=P...i m not skinny......*sighs....
morning home breakfast: 5 chips ahoy cookies OR nestle quick chocolate cereal (mmm) OR raisan bran cereal
morning school breakfast: 3 chocolate chip cookies and chocolate milk (mmm) $2
lunch: varies from rice, noodle
afterschool snak: 5 chips ahoy cookies
dinner: depends...
TV snak: (10pm) chips ahoy cookies again
before bed snak: chips ahoy cookies again
everytime my mom buys 2 boxes of chips ahoy cookies...
me and tony finishes within less than a week....=)...cookie monster....muhahahhaaa

if any1 wants to comment on my food critiques plz sign my guest book in asianavenue...=P...i check it every now and then...=)...silentswift@aa..!....

---chocolate cookies!---
waayyyy better than just chocolate!
the thing about chocolate cookies is that u MUST have milk or chocolate milk when u eat it...
1. homemade chocolate chip cookies!!!...the one at second cup, starbucks, cafeteria, pilsbury cookable
2. chips ahoy!...i eat them for breakfast almost everyday...=)
btw...oreo sux!!!...but oreo ice cream sandwich is amazing!!!!!....

---chocolate---
i love chocolate...!!!....
rank
1. ferro rocher - .mmm x 10 - it tastes like heaven
2. kit kat ------- mmm x 5 - so crsipy and crunchy!
3. kinder surpirse - there are some overdated kinder suprise that tastes like shit...but ...mmm x 3

---snack recommandation---
found it somewhere in the kitchen...it says "hapl snaks-hot wasabi peas-wasabi coated green peas"
i thought it waz just some little peas w/ no flavour....so i grab a hand full of wasabi peas n threw them in my mouth...
then i ended up spitting some of them out...yaa...i dun think i can talk much anymore...T_T

beegees is one of my all time fav...even tho they're probably dead now, they have incredible voice + lyrics...i started a joke is prob my favorite out of all their work...i started listening to them when i waz gr 6...i even hv a piano/guitar book of all their songs....=)

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was one me.

isn't it amazing that a pinch of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and a pinch of sulphate can result in love?....it'll b a rip off if u dun use these atoms wisely....=)

Which Element Represents You?
created by kefkafanatic @ mental insanity

---instant noodles (aka: cup noodle, tsek sak meen, pao mien, gwong tsai meen)---
many ppl like to think that instant noodles r for ppl that hv no life....but for me, itz actually a big deal...
you see, i am born in the country that makes the most variety and best type of instant noodle in the whole world...i've tried many differend flavour and brands of instant noodles but taiwanese instant noodles r still the best....he's some of my personal opinions...=P
1. taiwanese instant noodles are the best but most expensive ones...
2. korean noodles are the most spicy one
3. thai noodles are the most sour one
4. hong kong noodles has no taste
5. japanese noodles use very tender and chewable noodle
6. NEVER eat the cup noodles on airplanes....
7. NEVER eat the cup noodles made in usa
8. eating taiwanese instant noodle is a type of luxury
9. the most expensive noodle i have ever ate was $3.50....itz the best brand of instant noodle made in twn...ask me for more detail...=)
10. instant noodle causes cancer

i just notice something...everything we eat causes cancer...=P...muahaha...so the best thing for one to live a long and healthy life is to not eat anything!...

---religious ppl---
i hv met many religious ppl...in fact, most of my friends r religious...i like to categorize them into the following...
-semi-religious: the type of people that r somewhat religious...they believe in a religion cauz their parents do so
-annoyin religious: the type of people that r very religious and active...they like to convert every1 to their own religion...these ppl may b very annoying...
-stupid religious: the type of people that can memorize the the bible...but doesn't know how to apply them...
-stubborn religious: they do anything to make u think that god is right in every way...this also relates to stupid and annoying religious
-true religious: these type of ppl r rarely seen...they know every word in the bible, the go to every church event, etc...but they won't convince you to be religious...they help you if you need help, the rest of the time, they remain quiet...i admire these ppl...
-me-alike (muahhahaa)...just act normal and live ur life...do what ever you wanna do...

if u want the song
go to www.yahoo.com then go to briefcase..
and log in...
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Passward: yalexu

new song...
my friend sent me this song...itz a remix of jay chow's simple love w/ savage garden...itz soooo deadly!!!...

---my head n me---
i knocked my head against the wall for around 2min to relieve the headache...it actually works!!...except now...itz another type of pain...=(

hv u wonder that the girl on the bus ticket - B. Lee - feels?....her pic is put on the bus ticket which prob is in every1's wallet...would she feel weird?....o_O

the headache n throat pain is just killing me...thx for the tylenol karen!...=P...yaaa....at least i did pretty good on the physix test.......hopefully...-_-...

this poem is dedicated to all y'all chinamen out there...plz dun b offended...=)

---poem of the week---
- c h i n a m a n -
yo, chinaman, watz with ur pants
itz winter, not summer

yo, chinaman, watz with ur shirt
it says go go power ranger

yo, chinaman, watz with ur shoes
itz addidas, not addiders

yo, chinaman, watz with ur jacket
itz pink n it sayz "hi vancouver"

yo, chinaman, loose the accent and b like a nigger
before u get sent back to china and become a mother trucker

~~~~weekly goal~~~~
having every1 in the last row of comp sci class do the wave......~_~

just got a line pop into my head..=P...ikimashio....it means let's go....me n mike used to say that all the time in jap class last year...=P.........

---car : a man's second best friend---
car #1. (age 16) - corolla, a family heiroom...a ghetto car..muahahhaa
car #2. (age 17) - honda oddesy...very very crashable...
car #3. (age 25) - vw beetle...my dream car...
car #4. (age 30) - porche boxter
car #5. (age 35) - most likely a minivan or a 4x4
car #6. (age 40) - those hover cars or that lexus sc430 on minority report...=)

--+++ violin stages +++--
1. noobie stage ---> u think one day u will become a great fiddler
2. rookie stage ---> u know that day won't come
3. level1 ---> u finally notice that ppl don't like wat u'r plain...
4. level2 ---> u finally notice that u make awful noise
5. level3 ---> u practice once every week
6. level4 ---> u practice when u r having a lesson
7. level5 ---> u play a piece that u like
8. level6 ---> u play a piece that ur parents like
9. level7 ---> a compliment from a friend
10. level8 ---> ur violin teacher likes the piece (just the piece) that u r currently playing
11. level9 ---> ur violin teacher says "have u been practicing???"
12. level10 ---> this stage is not yet familiar to me...

---8 miles---
eminem is just amazing...feel kinda sorry for lily (daughter)...grows up in a screwed up environment...the rapz in there are prob the best rap i'll ever hear...eminem is just too talented...yaaa...btw...for the ppl who hvnt seen this movie...it has a great plot + deadly beatz...= must see!!!...

did u every know that jay chow and eminem had similar background?...jay's got a father who beatz his mom n him all the time while eminem's got a mother who just beatz him all the time!....

---orchestra---
today me n catherina got bored in orc...so we started talkin about austin powers 1 to 3...."i got a bag of shhh w/ ur name on it"..."got a crap in there that can choke-a-donkey"..muahahha....yaa..n i started laughing so hard...mr ward waz staring at me...then after a while i burst out laughin again for almost no reason...n every1 waz starin at me.....yaa...."danger is mah middle name..."

---dogs---
i m the type of guy that hates cat but loves dogs...cat seems so creepy and eveil while dogs seem so straight forward and optimistic...my cousin has one of those lassie dogs...(golden retreivers?)...looks so beautiful...i want 1...=)

---dogs---
when i waz only 4 years old, i had a puppie...but i forgot his name...i think it waz celine...i still remember, my family, grandpa, n my cousin went to this night market in taiwan...n there waz this guy with huge cardboard box with lotz of puppies inside...they were quite expensive since it waz a rather good breed...n i just couldnt resist those puppies...neither can my parents...so we bought 1...i really liked that puppie...every morning before i go to kindergarden, i would feed, hug, pat him.....every1 in my house loved that dog sooo much....but he sort of got really sick n eventually past away...my parents lied about it and said they gave it to a friend of theirs to take care...yaa...i used to think for a long time that i killed the puppie by feeding him corn flakes for breakfast...=(...yaa...

every breath you take, every movie you make, every bond you break, every step you take, i'll be watching you.
every single day every word you sa, every game you play, every night you stay i'll be watching you. =)
i'm playin this song on guitar...=)

+ - + places must go + - +
-norway
-tibet
-mongolia
-taiwan
-tokyo
-shanghai
-milan

MUST DOWNLOAD/REDOWNLOAD!!
korean pride <---- H.O.T
itz the best korean song ever heard...
itz pretty old...but amazing rap + harmonie

=-=-=-my head and me -=-=-=
-often gets hit when i enter the car...stupid corolla...too short...
-often hits the lamp hanging in my hallway of my house
-scars on top forhead, left forhead, beside my nose, back of my head
-hits the ground when i fall off my bed...

+:+:+:+:+: dreamz :+:+:+:+
1. go to tibet
2. master violin/piano/guitar
3. climb mt. everest
4. invent something that will change the world
5. write music that will change the world
6. run or bike from vancouver back to toronto
7. accomplish all these by age of 40

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

my racquets and i
yaa...i m bored...just want to show off...nothing more...
from oldest to most recent:
-pro-kennex an aluminum racquet...i still hv it in tw...itz very heavy tho...
-yonex carbonate 3000 series...it waz my mom's...but i broked it gr 4 because i got pissed and threw it on the ground...=(
-winex carbon-x...itz a cheap racquet...i use it to lend it to ppl that dun hv a racquet...muahaha...the strings broken...n i m not replacing them...
-yonex Ti-6 (titanium frame)...a very good racquet...but i broked the head part...$135 cdn
-yonex Ti-5...bought it in taiwan...itz has a really nice blueish shiny blue colour...my sista's using it in waterloo...$120
-yonex Ti-swing...bought in tw...the most expensive yonex racquet...muahahha...i m crazy...$150...it waz $290 in canada...=)...string broke...
tonex Ti-7...bought it last summer...itz the 1 i use currently...very lad-de-da...i call it "the $135cdn...

download
styles of beyond ----> killer instinct
itz has this really funky background music...but the guy knows what he's doin...=)

atomic headache today...@@...i hv like a hover craft inside my head..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

my watches...-_-
i m not tryin to show off or anythin...itz just that i like my watches..n they deserve to b credited..=P
-first watch i'v ever got...my mom bought it in a supermarket or somethin...therez pink panthers on it...i waz sooooo excited....but then i never knew cheap watches r hydrophobic (fancy chem term)...so i kinda showered w/ it...yaa...there goes my brand new pink panther watch...
-second watch=an aladin watch...my grandpa bought it when i waz in paris...(dun ask)...yaa...i kinda left it in paris....
-third watch...my fav watch...my aunt in norway bought it for me...it has one of those funtion where it tells u the time in french...but i never understood wat it actually meant...it waz very expensive...but i lost it...
-fourth watch...a swatch that my mom bought in hong kong...i still hv it...but the wristband broke..
-5th watch...a united colours of beneton watch...itz very nice...but the batterie stop...my uncle bought it in paris and mailed it to me after i told him that i lost my french-speacking watch...=P
-6th watch....my root watch...it has a light beam attatch to it...itz comes handy when i hvta go to bathroom at nite...still hv it!
-7th watch....my eddie bauer watch...the 1 that i wear it most frequently...itz a swiss army...=tuff!
-8/9 watch..my dad bought them just last summer...one electrical and one non-electrical...they r the awsome-ist watch that i've had...one's a leather watch, the other is a "ironman" series from timex...but i left the leather 1 in taiwan..since i forgot to bring it back this summer...XP....

yaa...my day went pretty well...until i had the stupid snack...
i bought a kinder surpise today...finish eating the choc...then i move on to the toy...
but for some stupid reason...the toy just wouldn't assemble!!!>..f***ing stupid toy...n itz design for kidz...if i can't assemble them then how is it possible for a kid to assemble...therefore kinder surpirse is dumb...yaa...=(

- - - - - icey memories - - - - - - -
i've had some bad mems w/ snow/ice/winter
gr8 - i waz skiing at blue mountain...in march...snow=melted=ice=slippery...yaa..n i couldnt control so i crashed in to a tree....got a 5 stitch...if any1 hv the kelsey yearbook...u'll c therez a gigantic scar on my forhead....yess....harry potter..muahahhaha....
gr10 - blue mountain again....snow board this time....early january..= not much snow=artificial snow=hard to control...yaa...u should c the bruise all over my body..yess...the pain lasted few weekx...
gr10 - prob some of u knew this already....i waz at dragon centre at late feb...the snow were high and slippery...i waz walkin on this mini-hill beside this 4x4 toyota truck...n i slipped....then for some reason, i slide all the way under the toyota truck...justin/ryan/te-chung waz there..yaa...guess it waz quite funny...=P....n fingerprint of my hand waz still on the 4x4 before last summer...=(

- - - - - s n o w - - - - -
yaa...snow is cool...
i remember getting in trouble becauz of snow....soo many times....in gr 5/6...i got detention cauz i threw snow balls at phillip greens....muahahha....itz so fun to whip snow balls at cars....n itz fun to eat snow....the best part = building a snow castle...
in g6 i build this really tall snow castle...but then this china boy (the one's w/ there pants up to their shin and were's NIKY's) came along n kicked my castle...n i got soo pissed that i picked up the head of his snowman n slam it on his head...yaa....i got detention for the rest of the week....=(