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Thursday, October 31, 2002

badminton today waz awsome...me n andy just faced these two old ppl...n we still got raped...=(....yaa...we played a single in the end...i lost..=(...o well..the score waz ok...15:9...i did some hypersonic smashes tho...n andy countered it....=(...yaa....=P...thatz about it...i hvnt sweat this much since summer...muahahhaha...need more exercise!!

halloween...
man...halloween is getting worst every year...i c like no kidz on the street....where's the hallow spirit??...^^....i still remember....when i waz a young lad...those were the dayz...the streets r like packed w/ evil children...last time i treat/trick waz last year....i kicked/destroyed/blew around 6 pumpkins last years...yesss....i still hv halloween candy's that i got from gr 6...anybody want them??...muahahhaha....

Wednesday, October 30, 2002

i've tried so hard
got so far
but in the end
it doesnt even matter
i had to fall
to lose it all
but in the end
it doesnt even matter

i put my trust in u
pushed as far as i can go
for all this
there's one thing u should know

.....movies.....
action-the rock, minority report, x-man, matrix
romance-meet joe black
comedy: zoolander, austin power, shaolin soccer....funny!!

ahhh...another day of my wonderful day 2/4's...soo relaxing...hv 2 musix, eng, com sci w/ mckechnie...notice that all of them r easy subjects...yess...soo relaxing...a wallet and my coat well set me up for skool...muahahha....until tomolo..=(....LMF RULEZ!!...muahahha...how did that happen!!...=P...love is <---definitely 1 of my fav song...sammi somewat rulez too...@@...

Tuesday, October 29, 2002

this is a sick hilarious joke!....got it from justin's pg...=P
The Milk Machine
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and . . . everything else was automatic! Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over,though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his penis.He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument,but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic,but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "the machine was programmed to release automatically once it's collected two gallons of milk."

family member 3: dad
-my idol
-doctor...yes....hope i can b that some other day!
-definitely sportive...university swim, ping pong team...now he's mastering golf...=P
-very musical...plays hermonicas...(is that wat itz called??)...but he doesn't play it oftenly...only when i waz little...i still hv it tho..=)
-very x 1000 stubborn...
-never ever ever ever ever piss him off...or he'll give u this stare that can kill u in a second!

family member 2: mom
-the hardest job in the world...
-she's a highschool eng teacher...very good teacher...
-very sportive...university ping-pong team....-_-....yess...
-hv no musical sense...hhahahaha...
-a perfect mother!

family member 1: sister = winnie = 21 or somthin...
-the best sis in the world!
-zodiac = leo...the type of sister that mite eat u if pissed....-_-....
-waterloo system design engineering second year...dam smart!
-made to badminton offsaa but didn't go...=P...
-somewat best flute player back in agincourtn...
-gr 10 piano...amazing skillz...!
-responsible n generous sista..!!...yes...$$...
-pretty sis!!....(winnie r u reading this?...my b-day is comin up!)

hv u ever just trip by simply walking??
i know non of u guyz experiences these stuff....but i do....especially when i m walkin infront of the cafeteria...it seems like there'z an invisible force that just pushes me...i just blame it at my shoes....or...all of my shoes....-_-....n tripping...it mite seem stupid...but i often trip when making my way up those evil stairs......they r sooo evil....i once trip and fell all day way from the midway in the stairs near the weigh-training room to the bottom floor....yaa...wayne saw that.....he waz laughing at me for the rest of the school year....yaaa......u c...the reason to all my unexpected trips r due to the fact that i play badminton...u c...i hvta hv my blance point at the front of my body...not centre........so i walk different from every1...yess..the queer albert...i m unique at least....=P

t-files
-mr caferata: best teacher, has a high humor sense in him....m.i.s.e..."BE THE LOG!"..."wat a cute/dirty question!"
-mr picard: he knows how to teach...but flirts...
-ms chow: hv any of u guyz seen the second episode of "THE RING" in jap version...yaa...that dead zombie woman!!
-ms decoste: wat a nice teacher!....knows how to teach...but doesnt know how to mark
-ms trinh: nice teacher, still hv a sense of rookieness in her...doesnt teach, just copy n paste
-mrs baksi: ____ teacher, does not gv a sense of rookieness in her, does teach, teaches wrong things..."cowalent - cow-pound"
-mrs bower: know how to teach, a typical teacher, rather nice...-_-
-mr zupo: nice , ok-teaching teacher...heard he has uni-nip....muahhahhahaha...
-mr freedman: musician, not a teacher...but he's a very good friend to hv!...
-mr lum: garfield, garfield...either happy or mad...
-mr pinhorn: he is lost between the boundary of happy and mad...
-mr mkkechnie: "hi class...do u no wat a VB is?...ok, put up ur hands if u use tel, how many use it at home?....do u hv a rogers cable or a bell sympatico?....come on....u must hv some sort of computer rite?...put up ur hand if u hv a network at home....-_-....no 1 answers...
-mrs ericcson: best english teacher...nicest...has no time value...an impressionist..
-too many more...can't think...=P...i'll post some more next time...

[o] celebrities [o]
yan-zi: my all time fav female singer
jacky cheung: the best chinese singer (no questions asked)
h.o.t: best korean group...but they look weird...
eminem: i m sorry mama
Claire Forlani: my fav actress...altho she doesnt act much these dayz....=(
jay chow: best chinese rap
david tao: best chinese RnB
funniest: mike myers, ben stiller, adam stanler, chow sing chi...=P

yes...another exhausting day....complaints
unlike all u lucky ppl out there...i hv calculus, bio, chem, phys in the same day...i m this close ( hand gesture ) to over-heating my brain up every other school day...every day 1 n 3 i lose an average of 591839 x 10^4.2 brain cells due to too much thinking....n for my classmates out there...when i look like i m sleepin, i m actually having a deep thought about how to "feel the log, BE THE LOG - mr caferata", and when i look as if i am noodling in my agenda, i m actually working on my new project, finding the secrets behind tic tac toe, n when i look as if i am eating doritos or skittles, i am trying to find the product of the chemical cow-pound (mrs baksi's pronounciations...) after having the chemical change in my mouth......yeah....i m trying very hard these dayz!!!!

Monday, October 28, 2002

guitar...
not much to say...
just started in summer...
awsome instrument...
i hv a accoustic n a classic guitar...i m definitely gonna get a electric...
i m gonna b a rock star...

piano...too much to say...so i m not gonna tell u'all....ask me if u want...=P
officially started in gr 7...gr 10 now...=P...f**cked theory...but the rest about piano...is very very very smoooothhh...
love it....1 day...i m gonna get a black, yamaha, grand piano........for a cheap price..

my violin life---
"mom...can i learn violin?"
"k..."
yaa..that'z how it all started...
started takin lesson at gr 7.5 i think...
started w/ this china lady...she sucked....my posture + everything else were screwed...
change teacher after few months...this romanian guy...hez very romanian....n very emotional..."albecht!...tis sa wrong-no....gasp.."
my mom thinx he talks too much...therefore..change teacher!....
he's a very good teacher..no's wat he's doin...he's the first chair for the gwong-tong syphony orchestra in china...he has a mansion in china..he showed me....n his daughter is like amazin w/ piano...=P..
yaa...in conclusion....violin is the hardest instrument to start w/.....but it getz awsome in the end...=)

+++++entertainment+++++
listening to musix
playin musix
chattin w/ ppl
badminton
movies
deep thinking...-_-'

-------drinks--------
as a taiwanese person...i should say that drinks is vveereeeyyyy important!!
green tea w/ tapiyoka
bubble tea w/ tapiyoka...
orange juice...freshly squeezed...tropicana=good....mccaine=bad
sprite...my caffeine source...
ice chocolate...
oo long tea....

::::food::::::
beef noodle soup...
viet beef noodle soup...pho dai bo vin...
viet spicy noodle soup....bun bo hue
taiwanese thin noodle...mien shian
clam chowder
japanese curri rice...
hot and sour soup...(taiwanese style)...

my life::..yess...a longggg journey..
born in taipei dec 2...in a dark, stormy, gloomy nite...or waz it a day?
consider to be one of the most destructive babies my day-care centre and kindergarden recorded in history...muahahha
led a gang in kindergarden...
went to vancouver for 1 year during second grade...learn how to say "may i go to peeeee--peeeeeeee
back to taiwan...
went to new zealand for 1 year during gr 5....best place on earth
migrate to canada...=P...
thatz about it...are things gonna get any excitinger than that???..=P

Sunday, October 27, 2002

btw...if u hv nothing to do...u can check up my sister's blogger.....she's a good write...=P...but i m better...!!..just j/k!>..=)
illusioner.blogspot.com

a little bit of intro:
-i m male/single/almost 16/semi-taiwanese/quazi-fob/quazi-canadian/eighth viet...does that add up rite?
-music/me: piano ( a theorie-phobic musician ), guitar, violin, trombone...
-music is just something that i can't live w/o...hv u ever experience one of those can't-sleep sleep because therez just too much music going on ur head????...feel the vibe...rrrr
-music/like: anything that has a good beat or melody in it will glue me to it!...especially taiwanese artist!...muahahhaha
-fav composer: debussy, richard clayderman...i workin on a chopin piece...he's too fancy...his piece r too luxurious for me...sigh....

thx for visiting my page...itz a new account...i lost my blogger accounts for over 3 times...mainly cauz i forget to post stuff....so...hope i wont let this one play hide n seek w/ me again...=P
anywho....my aa pg is screwed, the home page that i worked on is somewhat screwed...(sorry muhaha)....so i just decided to juse blogger...the easiest way to make up a web pg....^^....yaa...so far i posted 29 pictures....however, i used dhtml n programmed these pix so that only decent ppl can c them...i m sure all of u can c these remarkable pix rite?....especially the one where i picked my nose!!!....muahahahha....anywho....yaaa....
ppl say that a picture is worth a thousand words. well...ppl r not smart....u c...if u use the albertanium reverse-logic therom...we come up w/ a equation that f(x) = ( m/n x ^5k ) ( k-t ), where x is the words
by using this this function...we can clearly c that picture doesnt give u any imagination...n words does....by this, we clear conclude that words is worth more words than a picture due to the increase diffrentiation that the pictures which the imagination provides....
yaa...that'z my reason for not hving a web pg full of cool pictures, flash, dhtmls....and many more...* sniff x 2 *...